Tiptoe slyly up the stairs
Only to giggle & ruin the surprise.
The thrill engulfs and taints rationality.
One then two - why not three or four?
Aim well, sure, & true.
Give into the thud, the shattering splat.
Next thing you know,
we’ll make the 'Police Beat' in the Daily Universe
“Two BYU students under the influence
of some sort of caffeinated beverage
(not found in campus vending machines),
stole a plethora of pumpkins
to drop from the third floor balcony of apartment complex.
The suspects were apprehended and told they were very naughty.
They said in their defense,
‘Well, they are biodegradable, you know?”
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