4/20/11

Selling Stuff

We move next week. Hooray! If we could just get all of our stuff sold. I'm not sure if some people relate craigslist sellers with a lower, shadier class of human beings, but I'd say about 70% of the people who've come to look at our things have treated us as such. I mean, how many questions can you ask about a couch before it's insulting? It's cheap. It's in good condition. I posted a picture, lowered my asking price to the bare minimum, & said we're only parting with it because we're moving a long distance away. What more can I say? But still I get the questions - does it have stains or tears, what's wrong with it, what are its exact dimensions. Well, I'd say it's about 6 feet by come measure it your freakin' self if you are so concerned with exact inches. It's a couch. It's couch-sized & it's cheap, which says "I don't want to have to deal with it. I just want it off my dang hands so I can move far, far away from you."

Aaahh, that felt so good to let out. Oh catharsis, how I love you. Now, does anyone want a couch?

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